I'd move up to Nashua, get a nice little spread, get some sheep and tend to them.
Otherwise, I'd get into porn. Hey, it's what I'm good at.
It was then that Caroline remembered her kitchen back in Montana, with a stove that she might or might not have turned off, and so with a heavy sigh, she put down the penguin.
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