I just had to copy and paste this one, a buddy gave it to me ..
Subject: Drink Wine
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who
don't? As Ben Franklin said, 'In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.'
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or
tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
water and be full of ****.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service
Drink wine
Member #: 13704
Registered: 1996-2001
Posted:
754
Name:
John G.Chop
Name:
John G. Chop
Company:
J & S Communications
Occupation:
CEO of my Butt
Location:
NE Ohio...
There is 1 reply to this message
