Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Captain Crunch.
The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled
with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting
much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children,
John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the
oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
:::sniffle, sniffle:::
Later,
SD
Sad News
Member #: 55221
Registered: 10/25/2007
Posted:
166
Name:
Dave Randall
Company:
Lookin'
Occupation:
CATV Construction, Supervision, Field Engineering
Location:
Arizona
Personal:
early 60s
Experience:
~38 years
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