'Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep!"
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun)
Later,
SD
Redneck Birthday---->
Member #: 55221
Registered: 10/25/2007
Posted:
166
Name:
Dave Randall
Company:
Lookin'
Occupation:
CATV Construction, Supervision, Field Engineering
Location:
Arizona
Personal:
early 60s
Experience:
~38 years
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