I ain't getting cremated, no way
THE CREMATED HUSBAND
MARTHA RECENTLY LOST HER HUSBAND. SHE HAD HIM CREMATED AND BROUGHT HIS ASHES HOME.
PICKING UP THE URN THAT HE WAS IN, SHE POURED HIM OUT ON
THE PATIO TABLE.
THEN, WHILE TRACING HER FINGERS IN THE ASHES, SHE
STARTED TALKING TO HIM....
"BOB, YOU KNOW THAT DISHWASHER YOU PROMISED ME? I BOUGHT IT WITH THE INSURANCE MONEY.
SHE PAUSED FOR A MINUTE TRACING HER FINGERS IN THE ASHES THEN SAID, "BOB, REMEMBER THAT CAR YOU PROMISED ME? WELL, I ALSO BOUGHT IT WITH THE INSURANCE MONEY!"
AGAIN, SHE PAUSED FOR A FEW MINUTES AND WHILE TRACING
HER FINGERS IN THE ASHES SHE SAID, "BOB, THAT DIAMOND RING YOU PROMISED ME? BOUGHT IT TOO, WITH THE INSURANCE MONEY!"
FINALLY, STILL TRACING! HER F INGERS IN THE ASHES, SHE
SAID, "BOB, REMEMBER THAT BLOW JOB I P ROMISED YOU?"
"HERE IT COMES."
blown away
Member #: 6449
Registered: 1996-2001
Posted:
464
Name:
BRUCE TILLER
Name:
Bruce Tiller
Company:
DONE RIGHT COMMUNICATIONS
Occupation:
COMMUNICATIONS
Location:
Fort Wayne, IN.
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