I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had
>>been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There
>>was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
>>
>> My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
>> miniskirts,
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>>and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was
>>near
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>>me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate.
>>Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
>>
>> One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to
>>check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
>>whispered to
>
>>me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
>>She
>
>>told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
>>committed my life to her sister.
>>
>> Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
>> She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one
>>last wild fling, just come up and get me."
>>
>> I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
>>stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
>>straight to the front door.
>> I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
>> Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
>>clapping!
>>
>> With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We
>>are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask
>>for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
>>
>> And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
>>
Charmed
Member #: 34428
Registered: 11/15/2004
Posted:
118
Name:
Chuck
Company:
Uptime Technical Services
Occupation:
Managing Partner
Location:
Durham, NC
Experience:
~29 years
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