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The Clinton at Their Best


I know I published this joke before , when I saw some of the comments about Hill being Pres . they didn't realize I was really making a joke , in my second post to it I clarified that. Here is how I feel about Hillery and Bill .................................................................................................We all know Clinton is a Jogger(bounce) and a womanizer (queen). Bill and Hillery had just moved to a new area , Bill selected a new jogging track , as he was coming around this certain curve he spot's this Drop Dead Beautiful Hooker (eek), he (pimp)(moon)hollers at her , 5 bucks , she hollers back , 50 , Bill runs on (bounce). The next day he (pimp)is rounding the same curve (bounce), she's there again(moon) , Bill hollers out 5 bucks , she hollers back 50 , Bill runs on (bounce), this goes on for a couple weeks , one morning Hillary says Bill (pimp)I'm (queen)going to join you jogging today (bounce)(bounce), Bills like ok (sad), inside he is really sweating(nod) when he runs by the hooker(moon) she is going to holler 50 , Bill (pimp)and Hillary (queen)are jogging (bounce)down the track they round the hookers curve and there she(moon) stands as they jog by, the hooker looks at Bill (pimp)and Then Hillary(queen) and Says . "You see what you get for 5 bucks . (rasta)(devilwink) Bill was thinking "I'd sure like to gove that woman(moon) a Cigar(smokin)
(usa)(usa)"WHITFIELD"(sunny)(beerchug)
I'd rather live my life believeing there is God and die to find out their isn't . Than to live my life as if their wasn't God and die to find out there is ! WHITFIELD
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Good thing you guys still have Clinton... bucketbaby 6/24/2007 2:33:00 PM