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>A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although
very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his
old buddies.
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>So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'
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>'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife.
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>'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered. I'm going to have a beer.'
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>The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
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>The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was, 'Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they
have frozen glasses... '
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>He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
saying, 'You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?' She took a huge beer mug
out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding
it.
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>The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar
they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be
long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'
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>'You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?' She opened the oven and took out
5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
>blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.
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>'But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's swearing, dirty
words and all that...'
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>'You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?
>LISTEN UP CHICKEN SH-
T! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOURBEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR
>MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SH-T IS OVER, GOT IT,
JACKASS?'
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>and...they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story? --
