Weenie Test
Three third graders from Kentucky (an Irish kid, an
Italian kid and a Redneck kid) are on the playground at recess.
The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game.
"Let's see who has the largest weenie,"he says.
"Okay." They all agree.
The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.
"That's nothing," says the Irish kid. He whips his
out and proudly shows that his is at least an inch longer.
Not to be outdone, the Redneck kid whips his out. It
is by far not only the biggest, but the fattest.
That night, eating dinner at home, the Redneck kid's
mother asks him what he did at school today.
"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test
and read out loud from a new book and then during recess,
my friends and I played a new game called
"Let's see who has the largest weenie." "What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the Mother. "Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our
weenies and I had the biggest!
The other kids say it's because I'm a Redneck.
Is that true, Mom?"
Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-one.
Test
Member #: 34428
Registered: 11/15/2004
Posted:
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Name:
Chuck
Company:
Uptime Technical Services
Occupation:
Managing Partner
Location:
Durham, NC
Experience:
~29 years
