Why I fired my Secretary.
Last week was my birthday
And I didn't feel very well
Waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast
Hoping my wife Faye would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!",
And possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out,
She barely said good morning,
Let alone
" Happy Birthday."
I thought...
Well,
that's marriage for you,
But the kids....
They will remember.
My kids, Willy and Robby came bounding down
stairs to breakfast
And didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low
And somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office,
My secretary Sherri said,
"Good Morning Joe,
And by the way
Happy Birthday ! "
It felt a little better
That at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock ,
When Sherri knocked on my door
And said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
And it is your Birthday,
What do you say we go out to lunch,
Just you and me."
I said, "Thanks, Sherri,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go !"
We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
Where we normally would go.
She chose instead a quiet bistro, in
Pittsburgh,
With a private table.
We had two martinis each
And I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office,
Sherri said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the
office,
Do We ?"
I responded,
"I guess not.
What do you have In mind ?"
She said,
"Let's drop by my apartment,
it's just around the corner."
After arriving at her apartment,
Sherri turned to me and said,
" Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
For just a moment.
I'll be right back."
"Ok." I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and,
After a couple of minutes,
She came out
Carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed
By my wife,
My kids,
And dozens of my friends
And co-workers,
All singing "Happy Birthday".
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Naked.
Why I fired my secretary!
Member #: 43780
Registered: 1/19/2006
Posted:
11
Name:
Vic
Company:
Breaking Ground Communications
Occupation:
Underground Constructions
Location:
Melbourne/Palm Bay, Fl.
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