A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I
can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said,
"About 2 hours."
The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the
door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy left.
A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and
half."
The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a
favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long
he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."
A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing
hysterically.
The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"
Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."
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Member #: 34428
Registered: 11/15/2004
Posted:
118
Name:
Chuck
Company:
Uptime Technical Services
Occupation:
Managing Partner
Location:
Durham, NC
Experience:
~29 years
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