Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and
the other sat next to him in the middle seat.
Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.
After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and
was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get
up and get a coke."
"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it
for you."
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and
spat in it.
When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That
looks good, I'd really like one, too."
Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.
While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and
spat in it.
When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes
and knew immediately what had happened.
"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go
on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity?
This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"
THE MARINES WILL ALWAYS WIN
Friday Joke of the Day
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