A guy is out for a ride on his new motorcycle and has a girl he just picked up yesterday along for the ride. At the bar he see a guy with a 15 year old honda and it looks brand new. he ask how he kept it so clean... he tells the guy he rubs some Vaseline on the pipes right before it rains to keep it from tarnishing....here take this tube just in case.
Well they go on there way and the new girlfriends takes him home for dinner. before they enter the house she warns him that her family is a little weird. she said you can not speak at all during dinner or you'll have to do you dishes. he thinks... ok... but when they enter the house there are dishes everywhere. in the hallway, dining room, den, all stacked up like they haven't done dishes in months...
Dinner starts and with the parents at the ends of the table and them on one side. Everyone is absolutely silent, not saying a word. The guy thinks, this is weird, im horny, let see if they will really not say anything. So he start to bang his girl right there at the table. nothing... silence. The finishes and thinks, hell im still horny so he gos to the mom and starts to bang her too... still not a word said. As he is banging the mom he hears thunder and looks past the end of the table through the window and see it start to rain. The guy pulls the tube of Vaseline out and the dad jumps up, " ok. damn it, ill do the f-ing dishes.....
doing the dishes
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Registered: 7/3/2006
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