...... Yep I'm a badd man . Me and Jason went out most every night to a Place called Dangerous Curves it was a nude Bar with 140 dancers We just called it Heaven . It had three stages with ladies dancing constantly , $5 lap dances $10 upper deck dances , $20 private room . The ladies working there are so beautiful , there was one back in the Day I called her Miss Texas her name was (Jackie) on a scale of 1 to10 I'd give her a 12 , she was a laywers wife I was good for 20 or better on her every night in lap dances . Ducks dated a few dancers over the years , almost left the ole lady over one in my marriage . You can't fall in love with that type of woman though , to much hoe in them and yo chan't change a hoe .
One night me and Jason were hanging out and he takes this broad back in the $20 private room , he hands her $40 before they leave to go back there . About four songs later the bimbo comes out to me and says your friend says you will give me the $40 that he owes me . I said take me to him if he ask me to loan him $40 I will. We walk back into the private room and the broad instantly gets loud at Jason , so I get loud back , the mgr. walks in ,he ask me not her what was going on. I told him . He looks at her a tells her you know its club poloicy you get your money up front , get outta here go work the floor . (the biotch was pissed but she walked out ). Then the mgr.apologised for any inconvience ,bouhjt us a drink and offered me a job. I said I appreciate the offer but I'm here working cable and I make 3000 to 7000 a week thanks anyway. Man those were the Days.
Nogales the final part of this story. Its about 90 miles from Tuscon . Duck would drive to Nogales Arizona and walk across the border . Once in Mexico you will find a smorgis board of anything , just be careful , stay out of alleys and don't go over 1 block off main st . You might end up shot and robbed or dead or all three. Duck always had a great time . I'd hit the pharmacy get some neo perkocetts , (perks) and some viagra (hang a tire on it) then I would hit the main street bars , dealers approach you , be careful , pay the bartender to use the bathroom and thei cool about it . Then I'd
have me a good ciagerett , you can find ladies in the bars , but let me advise you their are pretty ladies and ugly ones don't be afarid to say no . There are motels by the hour close by , be careful though . The safest place to buy a whore is called Boystown , its about $5 for a cab ride and the cabby will come back and pick you up . Its a green two story building with tile on its steps . You walk upstairs into a room with 18 to 20 ladies in their 20's . pinch yourself , your not dreaming and know your not in heaven either
take you pick , hope you brought a friend , I'll tell you why at the end of the story . After you pick you a lady you set down at the bar and drink you a couple tecates pop your viagra ,(Duck don't need it , but he likes being 18 teen again) Bionic . Then its showtime , pay the little momason behind the bar for the girl and a room and the rooms are right behind the bar go wear it out . Then take a taxi back to town , walk around till your sober at the trinket shops , there is a lot of nice stuff . If its priced at $200 offer $20 and haggle from there . Its time to leave , take your purchases through customs and walk back across the border and drive back to Tuscon ,don't drink and drive though , that road is heavily patrolled and you probaly ain't no brown eyes .The motel Jason and I stayed at is off 15thst off I 10 so is Comcast and Dangerous Curves Nude Bar . I picked it because Worlds gym is right there and a plentiful supply of ladies of the night . After the ladies in the area get to know you they will stop by nightly to knock on your door to see if you need serviced . $10 bj's Its all good . Thanks for reading . Duck
