> Subject: GET YOUR FORMS NOW
>
>
>
> Becoming Illegal
> (Actual letter from an Illinois resident and sent to his senator)
>
> The Honorable BARACO BAMA,
731 Hart Senate Office Building
> Phone (202) 224 3254
> Washington DC, 20510
>
> Dear Senator Obama
>
> As a native Illinoisan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
> Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
> Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for
> becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
>
> My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen
> to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the > Senate
> and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions
> is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for
> five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine
> and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when > I
> see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone
> figures it out.
>
> Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay
> taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years > of
> taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can > apply
> to be
> illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and
> my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
>
> Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local
> emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped
> paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save
> almost $10,000 a year.
>
> Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter
> would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school
> applications, as well as "in-state" tuition ra tes for many colleges
> throughout the United States for my son.
>
> Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the
> burden
> of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car
> insurance
> premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college
> age children driving my car.
>
> If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become
> illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I
> would
> be most appreciative.
>
> Thank you for your assistance.
>
> Your Loyal Constituent,
> Darrel Rose, Schaumburg, Il
> Get your Forms (NOW)!!
> Call your Internal Revenue Service 1-800-289-1040.
>
> Please pass this onto your friends so they can save on this great
> offer!!!!
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