Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Bullet merely knicks the attacker (claim to being an "excellent shot" blamed on "poor intelligence".)
The Republican, so confident of his prowess with weaponry, declares "Mission Accomplished" then heads into an Indian restaurant to find more "terrists" to shoot at.
Meanwhile, the attacker quickly recovers, rapes the man's daughter, kills his wife and, using her keys, steals their car. To this day the terrorist is still at large, often seen in videos taunting the stupid Republican.
