>
>
> SMART ASS ANSWER #6
> It was mealtime during a flight on WestJet Airlines.
> "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John,
seated in front.
> "What are my choices?" John asked.
> "Yes or no," she replied.
>
>
> SMART ASS ANSWER #5
> A WestJet flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate
to check
> tickets.
> As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and
he opened his
> trench coat and flashed her.
> Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your
ticket not your
> stub."
>
>
> SMART ASS ANSWER #4
> A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery
store but she
> couldn't find one big enough for her family.
> She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
> The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
>
>
> SMART ASS ANSWER #3
> The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for
speeding rolled
> down his window.
> "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
> The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
> When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his
way without a
> ticket.
>
>
> SMART ASS ANSWER #2
> A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign
warned, " Low Bridge
> Ahead." Before he knew it, the bridge was right ahead of him
and he got
> stuck under the bridge.
> Cars backed up for miles.
> Finally, a police car arrives. The cop gets out of his car and
walks to the
> truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck,
huh?"
> The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and
ran out of
> gas."
>
>
> SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006
> A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I
> won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I
might consider
> a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a
death in your
> immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
>
> A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and
asked, "What
> would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete
and utter
> sexual exhaustion?"
>
> The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When
silence is
> restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes
her head and
> sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with
your other
> hand.
>
>
>
>
6 Reasons to laugh
Member #: 36847
Registered: 3/20/2005
Posted:
2887
Name:
George
Occupation:
Photo investigator
Location:
Navarre , Fl
Personal:
early 70s
Experience:
~34 years
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