A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and see this BIG
African American guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy
staring at him, looks down and says:
"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound
right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels
down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says, "What's wrong
with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw a curious look and figured I'd just give you the
answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh
350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my
right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said "Turn
Around!"
