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Re: God Bless America

IMPORTANT NOTICE:
ALL K-MART AND WALMART STORES WILL BE CLOSED IN IRAQ.
THEY WILL BE REPLACED WITH TARGETS.


Bawdy.Net Collage #86
Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and
sex education on the same day in Iran?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

From: Scott's Joke Archive on 5/31/97
Q. What's the difference between an Iranian woman and
the New York Rangers?
A. The Rangers shower after three periods!!!

From: Bawdy.Net Collage #224 on 98-01-22
Q: Why can't you circumcise an Iranian?
A: There's just no end to those pricks.

From: humorlist-digest V2 #84 on 98-04-06
Q: What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.

Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey.

Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
A: They both have Kurds in their Whey.

Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks
are coming from!

Q: What is the difference between the Iraqi Special Forces &
Senator Edward Kennedy.
A: The Senator has killed more people

Q: What is the best Iraqi government job?
A: Foreign Ambassador

Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They can't turn them on anyway.

Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he does it from 200 miles away using
laser targeting, and at a cost of $800,000.

Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take
to screw in a lightbulb?"
A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers
at this time."

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi
fighter pilots?
A: You only have to teach them to take off.

Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-52

Q: What is Iraq's national bird?
A: Duck

Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and
the Scud Missile?
A: Aeroflot has killed more people.

Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.

From: humorlist-digest V2 #296 on 98-12-17 (S99)
Q: What number clears out an Iraqi bingo hall?
A: B52

From: (-REDACTED-) on 98-12-27
Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

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