glass in the air, pulls out his pistol
and shoots theglass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are
so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass
twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his
AK-47
and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,"In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we
don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
either."
The Florida girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her
beer and drinks it, throws her glass into the air,
pulls out her gun
and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches her glass. She says, "In
America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs
that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
God Bless America! 