Theres 4 people on a plane and the plane is about to crash into a mountain. Unfortunately there are only 3 parachutes. The people on the plance are: Micheal Jordan, The Pope, Bush, and 9-year old.
They cant deside which 3 people will get parachutes.
Micheal Jordan takes a parachute and yells "I’m too famous to die!"
*Jumps off the plane*
Bush yells out "I’m the president of the USA! I can’t die!"
*Jumps off plane*
Its down to The Pope and the 9-year old boy. Only one parachute left.
The Pope says "It’s ok I’ve lived my years, I’ll let the kid go."
Then the kid says "It’s ok we can both go. That stupid american guy that looks like a monkey took my backpack."
Re: To The Media , Get Off Bush ' S Back !!!!
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