are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the
Pope. Dopey leads the pack. "Dopey, my son," says the
Pope, "what can I do for you?"
"Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf
nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks
for a moment, and answers "No, Dopey, there are no
dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing
them.
Dopey turns back. "Your Worship, are there any dwarf
nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and
then answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in
Europe."
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into
laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences
them, with an angry glare.
Dopey turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY
dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"
"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere
in the world." The other dwarfs collapse into a heap,
rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears
rolling down their cheeks, as they begin
chanting......
"Dopey screwed a penguin!"....
"Dopey screwed a penguin!"....
