Twas the night before Christmas
All through the house
Everyone Felt Chitty even the mouse
Mom at the whorehouse, Dad smoking crack
I'd just settled down with a blonde piece of @ss
When out on the lawn i heard Damn i gotta Piss
Jumped from my piece to see what the hell
Through the shades i saw a monsterous Dick
Thought to myself Is this Fcker St. Nick?
Down the chimney the Fat basturd Fell
Wiped off his ass and began to yell
He filled our stocking with pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer
He rose up the chimeny with a thunderous Fart
That Son of a Bitc.h Damn near blew it apart
He swore and he cussed as he flew through the night
Fck YOU ALL and have a Helluva Night..
Damn couldnt remember it exacatlly
Wishin you all a safe and happy holiday
