Brainwashing minions is tough work. I still have to subject them to thirty-six hours straight of listening to the cake song followed by repeated exposure to the "Head-On, apply directly to the forehead" commercial for 4 days. After that, GW speeches and then I'll wrap it all up with a really bad cup of day-old coffee. Decaf. With a stale donut.
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