Subject: Alcohol may cause ....
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Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor
manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the
following warning labels be placed immediately on all containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you
think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major
factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you
to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you
to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone
them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you
think you can logically converse with other members of the
opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you
think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you
getting your @$$ kicked.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you
to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading
cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees
and lower back.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the
illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better
looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you
to believe you are invisible.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you
to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a
disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps
of time may seem to literally disappear.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy
Re: Beer Vs. Vagina?
Member #: 163
Registered: 1996-2001
Posted:
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Name:
Doug Cohen
Name:
Doug Cohen
Company:
Self
Occupation:
Constr/splicing/sweep/you name it.
Location:
New England
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