"Have you heard about the two duck hunters from Wisconsin? Absolutely a true story heard on a Wisconsin radio station reporting on the incident."
Like I said, cute story, had me laughing to bust a gut, but it ain't true.
Nope I'm not from Wisconsin, I'm from Alabama. Yep, a southern redneck. Well actually I am probably one of the few Alabamians who isn't a redneck, but I do know a whopper of a story when I hear it. Also I have on occasion gone out hunting those Wisconsin ducks who flew south for the winter.