Beer vs. Vagina
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> > 1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
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> > One point to BEER
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> > 2. Warm beer tastes awful.
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> > One point to VAGINA
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> > 3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
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> > One point to BEER
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> > 4. If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
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> > One point to VAGINA
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> > 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
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> > 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
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> > One point to VAGINA
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> > 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
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> > One point to VAGINA
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> > 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
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> > One point to VAGINA
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> > 9. You normally don't find old beer.
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> > One point to BEER
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> > 10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
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> > One point to VAGINA
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> > 11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun.
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> > One point to VAGINA
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> > 12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
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> > One point to VAGINA
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> > 13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
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> > One point to BEER
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> > 14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can.
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> > One point to BEER
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> > 15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down.
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> > One point to BEER
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> > 16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc... with vagina you also have a choice, white, black, asian, hispanic, and eskimo...
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> > Call it a DRAW
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> > 17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
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> > One point to BEER
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> > 18. Beer doesn't have a mother
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> > One point to BEER
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> > 19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it
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> > One point to BEER
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> > FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 9
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> > That's it! The matter is settled, the unfortunate yet tasty winner is: BEER
Beer Vs. Vagina?
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