A woman is browsing around in a local pet store when she happens across a parrot for sale for $50. She inquires with the shopkeep why the parrot is so cheap.
He says, "ma'am, this parrot talks, but since he has spent most of his life in a brothel, he has been brought back repeatedly for saying some off-color stuff. I'll sell him cheap, but no refunds at that price."
Excited at the idea of having a talking parrot for a great price, she buys him and brings him home.
The parrot, upon surveying the new home says, "new home, new madam."
Taken aback by what this implied, the lady has to remind herself that this bird did come from a brothel and would probably say some things like that.
In a few hours, the lady's two daughters come home from the local high school. Upon seeing this, the bird states, "new house, new madam, new girls."
Again, she is shocked, but brings herself to forgive the bird's comments.
Later on that evening, the lady's husband comes home from another late day at work. To this the bird says,
"Hello, Dave!"
Re: Toast I need a new joke
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Duane Vick
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