I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my sister to
empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else...
I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork
from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the
exception of one glass, which I drank.
I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it,
with the exception of one glass, which I drank.
I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down
the sink which I drank.
I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle
down the glass, which I drank.
I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it,
and threw the rest down the glass.
I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle.
Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted
the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were
twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I
counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I
drank.
I'm not under tha affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am.
I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who
is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.
Re: Hey Toast What's The Word For The Day?
Member #: 163
Registered: 1996-2001
Posted:
678
Name:
Doug Cohen
Name:
Doug Cohen
Company:
Self
Occupation:
Constr/splicing/sweep/you name it.
Location:
New England
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