The top 40 things you will NEVER hear a Southerner say,no matter how
> much they've had to drink, no matter how far from the South they've
> wandered and no matter how much the skunks are threatening.
> 40. Oh I just couldn't, man, she's only 16.
> 39. I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex.
> 38. Duct tape won't fix that.
> 37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and get a family sedan.
> 36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
> 35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
> 34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
> 33. You can't feed that to the dog.
> 32. NO kids, not in the back of the pickup. It's just not safe.
> 31. Wrestling's fake.
> 30. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
> 29. We're vegetarians.
> 28. Do you think my gut is too big?
> 27. I'll just have the grapefruit and grapes instead of the biscuits and
> gravy.
> 26. Honey, we don't need another dog.
> 25. Who gives a crap who won the Civil War?
> 24. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
> 23. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
> 22. Spittin' is such a nasty habit.
> 21. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
> 20. Trim the fat off that steak.
> 19. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
> 18. The tires on that truck are too big.
> 17. I thought Graceland was tacky.
> 16. No thanks, I don't need another coon dog.
> 15. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
> 14. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
> 13. Just look at her...those are way too big!
> 12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
> 11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
> 10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
> 9. Checkmate.
> 8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
> 7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
> 6. Hey, here's an episode of Hee Haw we haven't seen!
> 5. I don't have a favorite college team.
> 4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
> 3. You all.
> 2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
> 1. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight
Re: Hey Toast What's The Word For The Day?
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Name:
Doug Cohen
Name:
Doug Cohen
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