Elvis Presley, River Phoenix, and Liberace were all sitting around in Heaven talking about how boring it was, with nothing but white clouds to look at. They went over to St. Peter and asked if they could get a day pass down to earth just to walk around for the day. St. Peter said they didn't do that from Heaven. They begged him to make an exception just for the afternoon. St. Peter thought about it for a while and told them if they promised not to get into the bad earthly things they were into when they were alive down there he would grant the exception. They promised to be good, and not do the things they used to do. So next thing they knew they were walking down a sidewalk, back on earth. As they were walking along, Elvis saw a sign over the sidewalk on a Saloon saying, "ICE COLD BEER". He stepped off the sidewalk and up a step to the bar and "POOF" he was gone. River commented to Liberace how quick that happened when he disappeared and that St. Peter wasn't kidding about what he said. Moments later the two walking down the sidewalk spotted a big bag of dope laying on the sidewalk. River Phoenix bent over to pick it up and, "POOF" ....Liberace was gone.
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