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Re: Hey Toast What's The Word For The Day?


Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the
mountains for a week. To save money, they decided
to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with
Daryl, because he snored so badly. They decided it
wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole
time, so they voted to take turns.
The first deputy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast
the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all
bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?"
He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and
watched him all night."
The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the
morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said,"Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"
He said, "That Daryl shakes the roof. I sat and watched
him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big, burly
ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he
came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy-tailed, with a
cheerful "Good Morning!"
They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked
Daryl into bed and kissed him good night..... He sat up
and watched me all night."
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Re: Hey Toast What's The Word For The Day? cablewolf214 10/16/2006 2:40:00 AM