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Re: Hey Toast What's The Word For The Day?

Now pay attention guys.........

A white haired man(I think he was a cable guy), walked into a jeweler's shop late one Friday with a beautiful young lady at his side. "I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend." he said.

The jeweler looks through his stock and takes out an outstanding ring priced at $5000..

"I don't think you understand....I want something very unique." he said.

At that the jeweler went and fetched his special stock from the safe. "Here's one stunning ring at $40,000."

The girls eyes sparkled and the man said he would take it..."How are you paying?" "I'll pay by check, but of coarse the bank would want to make sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a check and you can phone the bank tomorrow, then I'll return for the ring on Monday."

On Monday morning a very pissed off jeweler phones the man. "You bastard, you lied....there's no money in that account."

"I know...but can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I had?"
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