The best original though has to Johnny Carson talking to Arnold Palmer's wife after he won the Master's. Johnny asked her if she did anything special for Arnie before a tournament and she replied, "yes, I kiss each one his balls." You know Johnny could not let this one pass so he replied, "I bet that makes his putter stand up." Arnie' s wife walked off stage and never came back. And, Johnny had to make a public apology. Some of you 'old timers' may remember that one.
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