>> >> A: The grip.
>> >>
>> >> Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
>> >> A. It's not hard
>> >>
>> >> Q: How is a woman like a condom?
>> >> A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than
>> >> on your dick.
>> >>
>> >> Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
>> >> A: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are
>> >> already in America.
>> >>
>> >> Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
>> >> A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
>> >>
>> >> Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a
>> >> wife?
>> >> A: 45 lbs.
>> >>
>> >> Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a
>> >> husband?
>> >> A: 45 minutes
>> >>
>> >> Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
>> >> A: Sexual harassment.
>> >>
>> >> Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
>> >> A: $3.99 a minute.
>> >>
>> >> Q: How are women and rocks alike?
>> >> A: You skip across the flat ones.
>> >>
>> >> Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
>> >> A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads
>> >> easy.
>> >>
>> >> Q: What's the difference between a '90's woman and a
>> >> Computer?
>> >> A: A '90's woman won't accept a three and a half inch
>> >> floppy.
>> >>
>> >> Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
>> >> A: Because breasts don't have eyes.
>> >>
>> >> Q: How do Greeks separate the men from the boys?
>> >> A: With a crowbar.
>> >>
>> >> Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
>> >> A: When you lay a brick, it doesn't follow you around
>> >> for two weeks whining.
>> >>
>> >> Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird
>> >> of
>> >> true love?
>> >> A: The little swallow.
>> >>
>> >> Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
>> >> A: Hump-me Dump-me.
>> >>
>> >> Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
>> >> A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when
>> >> you use the whole chicken.
>> >>
>> >> Q: Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?
>> >> A: So they know where to stop shaving.
>> >>
>> >> Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
>> >> A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
>> >>
>> >> Q: Why don't men fake orgasm?
>> >> A: Cuz no man would pull those faces on purpose.
>> >>
>> >> Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples
>> >> for?
>> >> A. Its Braille for "suck here."
>> >>
>> >> Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their
>> >> appearance than improving their minds?
>> >> A. Because most men are stupid but few are blind.
>> >>
>> >> Q. What does a 75 year old woman have between her
>> >> breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
>> >> A. Her navel.
>> >>
>> >> Q. Why do men die before their wives?
>> >> A. Because they want to.
>> >>
>> >> Q. Why do women have tits?
>> >> A. So men will talk to them.
>> >>
>> >> Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the
>> >> morning?
>> >> A. They don't have balls to scratch.
>> >>
