> > > A different bar.
> > > =====================
> > > Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
> > > They named him Sum Ting Wong.
> > > ====================
> > > What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
> > > other?
> > > A speech impediment.
> > > ====================
> > > What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half
> > > mast?
> > > They're hiring.
> > > ====================
> > > Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
> > > Because they're not going to work in the future,either.
> > > =====================
> > > Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
> > > He walks around saying, "Yo"
> > > ========================
> > > What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
> > > A pimp.
> > > ===================
> > > Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only
on
> > > Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
> > > Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
> > > ===================
> > > What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
> > > A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the
> > > cage,
> > > along with a recipe.
> > > ===================
> > > How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck?
> > > Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
> > > ====================
> > > What's the Cuban national anthem?
> > > "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
> > > ====================
> > > What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
> > > fairytale?
> > > A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time.."
> > > A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****.
> > > **********************************************************
> >
> >
