One evening an old Florida farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it over as he hadn't been there for awhile. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some oranges.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of very ripe teenagers skinny-dipping in his pond. He made some noise so they would be aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.
One of them shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you girls swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, " I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral:
Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every time...
