Wanna have some real fun with her ? Send her a deeply heartfelt email saying OMG I just won the lottery for 40 million dollars and that after taxes it'll be a little over 21 mill and that it must be gods plans so that I can take care of you. Tell her you have to wait 90 days to collect your winnings, but if she could come right away you'll be waiting for her. yadda yadda yadda.
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