The day a teacher had a taste test with her students she picked
a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey
kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your
Mom
before he goes to work"
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled,
"Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!!"
