Jerry - here is my favorite T-shirt saying, "I was normal once. I didn't like it." I wear it proudly. And that hat I got for Dan off ebay a few years ago is good, too - it reads "Betty Ford Clinic" and on the back, "Outpatient." He liked to wear that one in a crowd and pop the top on a beer.
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