No, no, no! You got it all wrong. Coming from Guatemala you head past Mexico until you get to the USA. Keep going another 600 miles or so until you get to a BP, then you hang a right there. If you overshoot the BP and end up in Canada, you've gone too far. Anyways, once you hang a right at the BP, go about 2,400 red lights. When you get to Maryland, slow down and start looking for a sign that says "Welcome To Delaware", then you will be there. We're the fourth house on the right. We have a black mailbox out front, can't miss it.
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