My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal
immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to
illegal
immigrants or not, etc.
Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the
Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc.
I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves both
my
gas and illegal immigrant problems.
I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful,
willing
to work and cheaper than buying gas.
