>Daddy's lil girl
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>A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled
>as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
>Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of
>nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared
>at the ground.
>He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are
>those two spiders doing?" she asked. They're mating," her father
>replied.
>What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy
>Longlegs," her father answered.
>"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
>As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question
>he replied, "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little
>girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot
>and stomped them flat.
>"Well, we're not having any of that gay **** in our garden" she said.
Have a great weekend everyone!
