Hello,
My name is Mary Jane.
AKA Ms. Rotencrotzh (everyone always misspells that)
Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.
I am not dead and I was not molested as a child. My affair with the cable installer was totally mutual.
I fell in love with Billy Bob "cabledawg" Blouhard the day he put his cable in. Yes many took challenge to our age differences but love knows no bounds. I married him our 4th year of tenth grade, yes we graduated the same year thanks to the GED program. Then I moved into his trailer and accepted all his other children like they were my own (I'm teaching them english). I have since then been doing all his billing for him and I think I've gotten real good with the crayons. I rarely get a invoice back without someone adding alot of red to it however.
Billy has been real good to me. I haven't paid for HBO in about 4 years now (well not with money anyway) He even lets me sit outside if there aren't any other cable guys working in the neighborhood.
(the smell of creosote still turns me on)
That is why you haven't seen much from me since.
Thanks for all your concerns,
Mrs. Mary J Blouhard
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