BLONDE
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive
blonde woman from Kentucky arrives and bets twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on
a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come
on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
Moral -
Not all Kentuckians are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
Blonde but not dumb.
Member #: 450
Registered: 1996-2001
Posted:
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Name:
Dusty Depue
Name:
Dusty Depue
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Location:
Kentucky
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