DirecTV all the way+++
Dood, you can make like $200 a week take home working DirecTV, you will be the talk of the trailer park with your brand new 1987 Iroc Z, and in about 6 month you can save up for one of those ubber hot Macco paint jobs to cover up the rust, and to impress the under age hotties in the park!
Or if you are one of those terrorist loving types that think they deserve more then a minimum wage job, you could always work at McDonald's or Walmart and double your income, and have a steady income with little chance of injury, but we are all about the pride here man, and we all have a blood ceremony and sacrifice your cash at the alter of pride...
But just to initiate you in, then we will start calling you brother and send you out to do missionary work to pay homage to the great birds of the sky
, and you better not talk of pay or unions or the great sky birds will shoot lasers down from heaven and smite the with Ka band beams of death and despair, and your family will get small pox and suffer the consumption!But really, DirecTV sucks balls to work for, and I apologize to all the DirecTV cult members whoms god I offended, but you guys really need to move out of your mothers basement, stop playing Dungeons and Dragons and get a real job for crying out loud
What...?
Do you still think this is 1990's where you made good money? The horse is dead, move on!
