"How do you spell 'dumb'?"
Darla says "d-u-m-b, dumb". The teacher says, "very good, now
use it in a sentence." She says "Buckwheat is dumb"
Now spell "stupid". Darla says "s-t-u-p-i-d, stupid". The
teacher says,"very good, now use it in a sentence." Darla says
"Buckwheat is stupid."
Then the teacher calls on Buckwheat and says "Buckwheat, spell
dictate."
Buckwheat stands and says "d-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate". The teacher
says, "very good, now use it in a sentence."
"I may be dumb, and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate
good!"
