I've been to a few company parties and have learned a couple things:
DON'T bring any hooks, 10 beers=super man, (we are not bullet or splinter proff)
Bring the kids, this not only keeps the wives busy (and sober) it gives you a sense of responsibility.
No supervisors allowed, just the owner, it's a joy to watch em start running their mouths after a couple just to get the living piss kicked out of them but there are certain ramifications come Monday.
Hang punching bags through out the area, they are a lot easier on the knuckles compared to the side of your truck, the picnic table or a tree.
Urinals must be placed beside each punching bag, you give a drunk lineman 45 seconds alone to think about the whole thing and he's going to want to punch some thing.
No girl friends, only wives, I don't think I have to explain the one.
Oh and a big florescent tent with plenty of cots and food, the food will draw him in after burning a fatty, the cot serves 2 purposes, it gives him a place to sit and once the chow kicks in, it gives him a place to land, this also eliminates the search for Doug.
Re: The Party WHAT do you think?
Member #: 163
Registered: 1996-2001
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Name:
Doug Cohen
Name:
Doug Cohen
Company:
Self
Occupation:
Constr/splicing/sweep/you name it.
Location:
New England
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