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my tax return 2006



Dear IRS,


Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.
Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see the
Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a
toilet
seat.
I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value
$1029),
bringing my total remitted to $3429.00.
Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election
Fund,"
as noted on my return.
You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw
(article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5"
Phillips
Head Screws is enclosed for your convenience.)
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to
paying it again next year.
Sincerely,
A Satisfied Taxpayer
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Re: my tax return 2006 kingsplize 1/9/2006 6:54:00 PM
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