A woman walks into a bar and sits down, she notices a man sitting a couple seats down. She watches as he takes a shot, runs to the window, jumps out, flies around the building and then sits back down. Astounded the woman asked how he did this. He answered, "magic shot." She tells him to do it again to prove it. He slams another shot and repeats his performance. The man looks at her and says "go ahead give it a try." The woman orders a shot, slams it, runs and jumps out the window and falls to her death. The bartender looks over at the man and says "You know Superman, you can be a real asshole when your drunk"
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